Terms of Service

Last updated on March 9, 2025

These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of Listen No BS (“the Service”). By using this Service, you agree to these Terms. If you don’t agree, don’t book.

1. No Therapy, Just Listening

I am not a therapist, counselor, or mental health professional. I offer a listening service—nothing more. If you need therapy or professional help, seek a licensed professional.

2. No Refunds (Unless I Die Mid-Session)

Payment is 100% upfront and non-refundable. The only exception? If I die mid-session, you get a full refund. Otherwise, no refunds for missed appointments, dissatisfaction, or any other reason.

3. Booking & Payments

  • All bookings are made through Calendly (or another listed platform).
  • Payments must be made before the session begins via Stripe, PayPal, or another approved method.
  • If you don’t pay within 15 minutes of booking, your session is automatically canceled.
  • No chargebacks, disputes, or payment reversals. You pay, I listen. That’s it.

4. Cancellations & No-Shows

  • You may reschedule up to 24 hours in advance.
  • If you miss your session or show up late, that’s on you—no reschedules, no refunds.
  • If I need to reschedule, I’ll notify you as soon as possible.

5. Confidentiality & Privacy

  • I do not record or share our conversations.
  • However, I am not bound by therapist-client confidentiality. If you threaten harm to yourself, others, or engage in illegal activity, I may report it.
  • Don’t share sensitive personal, financial, or legal information. I take no responsibility for what you disclose.

6. No Abuse, No Bullshit

  • If you harass, abuse, or act in bad faith, I reserve the right to end the session immediately—no refund.
  • This is a judgment-free zone, but that doesn’t mean you can be an asshole.

7. Liability Disclaimer

  • I am not responsible for your actions, decisions, or life choices.
  • No guarantees, no promises, no magic fixes. You talk, I listen. That’s all.
  • By using this service, you accept full responsibility for your own life and decisions.

8. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Oregon, United States. Any disputes will be handled in the courts of Benton County, Oregon.

By booking a session, you confirm that you have read and agree to these Terms.